Text and Ringtones

A collection of ludicrous earworm text and ringtones to annoy everyone within earshot of yourself.
A Tisket, A Tasket, I lost my yellow basketBionic Strength!
Children of the Stones yellCheggers Plays Pop
The infamous Dalek Saxophone accompanimentThe Gonk, from Dawn of the Dead
Don't Mess with my toot-toot!Spike Milligan's Dustbin Dance
A short Dustbin DanceEspionage
Fang Face transforms"Get Back You Bastard" car alarm from Phoenix Nights
"How!""Howdy Ho!"
The Last Leg Sousaphone tuneExorcise the curse of MacBeth
Major Bloodnok's StomachThe Mary, Mungo and Midge tootle
Mna MnaHonk honk honk
Plan 9 from Outer SpaceThe Playschool Clock
The Playschool Clock (short)Putting on the Ritz (from "Young Frankenstein")
QuincyRentaghost dematerialisation
Wah-wah-waaahhhhCharlie, the Scooby Doo Robot (also used in the Jetsons?)
Short TARDIS effectThe Smurf Flute
The Swinger from SevilleLonger TARDIS effect
John Carpenter's The Thing theme tunePlaySchool through the window
Don't mess with my toot toot chorusOur survey said...
Vincent gives his opinionThe TARDIS console blows up
War of the Worlds/Scooby Doo sound effectYolanda be cool!
The Thing Fire AlarmAll the people on the left...
Tears of a clown introductionDo the Hustle
Yeti Beeps (From Doctor Who)It's a Knockout (aka Beanbag by Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass)
Rachmaninoff's Mozart's "Marriage of Figaro" from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate FactoryThe Wibbly Wobby sound from "Horror Express"
The pathetic "Fist Pump" music from Star Trek's "And The Children Shall Lead."The Everlasting Gobstopper machine.
GodzukyThe Magic Roundabout
Step Right Up IntroShining "Sting"
Exorcist III shock! Looney Toons Tootle
They're coming to get you Barbara... Space Warp effect
Whoops, Uh-Oh (From "The Naked Gun") Trumpton Fanfare
Various versions of Bod Frank the Postman
Farmer Barleymow
Aunt Flo
Tubular Bells intro PC Copper
Carnival of Monsters tootle They Came From Beyond Space
Giggle from Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy Fit the 11 1966 Batcopter tune.
Rabbit Woody Woodpecker Laugh
I've Been Driving In My Car tootle Captain Caveman Transition
Captain Caveman Good Vibrations' Theremin
Mayan music from Doctor Who Beware The Blob
Metal Mickey Opening Words and Pictures
BooBee BooBee Newsround ending
Halloween 3 tunes: Happy Happy Hallowe'en
extended intro
"Ahoy Mateys" - Stevie Wayne from "The Fog"
Cher's "Little Man" Honk Honk
Sheriff Buford T.Justice's gadget from the Tibetian monks.
Popeye Opening Doctorin' The Tardis opening
Day-O A Whim-O-Way
"Hitch in Time" recall belt. Crossroads Opening
"Puppet on a String" opening. There's Somebody At The Door
Manowm O Fortuna
Anne, from "Little Britain". Ho Ho Ho, Green Giant.
Willy Wonka honk honk. Fast Food intro
Lock'n'Chase Psycho Violins
Monty Python's Spam Song The Naked Gun theme
Eranu Uvavu
Kung Fu Fighting intro Addams Family
Banana Splits intro Hey Macarena
Goodies Dilly Dilly!
Dow-Dow (from Tom Waits) 2001 Explosive Bolts
Devil's Galop (Dick Barton theme) "Information" (Zen from "Blakes 7")
Knees Up, Mother Brown Knees Up, Mother Brown outtro
Klunk Klunk 2
Kick Start Boomshanka
The Professionals Whoop Are you being served? (Another version is here)
Rainbow Intro Pull The String
I Can't Stand The Rain Dramatic music from "Destiny of the Daleks"
Me Ol' Bamboo A nice, familiar jingle
Pearl and Dean

Casio SA-35 sounds

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